HollywoodChaos

LeAnn Rimes In Short Shorts With That Dude She Cheated On Her Husband With

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:00:00 -0500

The title pretty much says it...

Anna Kournikova's Legs Can Probably Reach The Top Of The Chrysler Building

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 17:00:00 -0500

Now I know where Enrique Iglesias has been hiding these past few years. Anna Kournikova has more than enough room in between her legs to house a family of five...

Tom Cruise Crashes Motorcycle Because Duh, He Can Barely Reach The Pedals

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:00:00 -0500

Tom Cruise's maniacal self decided to buy a crazy a$$ $72,000 motorcycle---and days later crashed it into some poor schmo's car. My theory? Tommy's little legs couldn't reach the pedals. ..

Jessica Simpson Is The Poor Man's Hipster (Or A Really Good Avril Lavigne Impersonator)

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:00:00 -0500

Poor Jessica Simpson. I used to have her in my pile of celebrities I'd like to torture, but now I genuinely feel bad for her. Sure I don't feel bad for the millions of useless dollars she has, but she just looks like a lost puppy looking for a hug and love in all of the wrong places. And if she thinks dating Billy Corgan means dressing like a stoned NYU hipster with no goals in sight, but just wasting daddy's money is going to get her somewhere---well, wait it just might...

Holly Madison's Moving In With Paris Hilton's Leftovers, Benji Madden

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:00:00 -0500

If you would have asked me ten years ago if the guys of Good Charlotte would still be relevant today due to nailing Hollywood's most popular babes, I would have laughed in your face. But life has been pretty good for the fellas. So good that Holly Madison wants to take the next step in moving in with Benji Madden...

Good Morning, Here's Megan Fox Showing Off Her ASSets On All Fours

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:00:00 -0500

Talk about waking up and seeing one of the most prolific butt shots of the decade. None other than Miss Megan Fox herself is gracing the pages of the latest Harper’s Bazaar showcasing what her mama gave her: a whole lot of hotness and a whole lot of tease...

Hi My Name Is Marissa Miller And I'm Gorgeous

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:00:00 -0500

Just another picture of Marisa Miller to make all of the girls out there like myself feel bad about ourselves. But then again when your job is your bod, you have all of the time and money to keep that crap in tip top shape. Screw you Marissa Miller :)...

Miley & Her Boyfriend Are Just, Like, Deeper Than Normal People

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:00:00 -0500

I can't believe I'm even wasting time writing about this nonsense. A) Miley Cyrus is about as interesting as a rock B) knowing how much money she makes me sick C) it's Miley, do we need another point? Anyway, according to Cyrus, she and her boyfriend are just like soooo way deeper than normal people. SMH...

Lindsay Lohan Is THAT Egocentric & Attention Seeking

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:00:00 -0500

Try to follow me on this one. You know the amazing E-Trade commercials with the talking babies? How could you not. Well Lindsay Lohan being Lindsay Lohan somehow managed to sue them claiming their most recent commercial was modeled after her. Yes, ladies and gents, it's official. Lohan has gone bonkers...

80's Teen Idol, Corey Haim, Dead At 38 From Apparent Drug Overdose

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:00:00 -0500

What a terrible tragedy. I remember being 3-years-old and dreaming of Corey Haim as my future hubbie. Sadly for all of you 80s obsessed pop culture kids out there like myself, Haim died early this morning in California. He lost his long struggle with drug addiction...

Rihanna's Cheating Ways

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:00:00 -0500

Rihanna's body just doesn't come naturally. And although we're sure her personal trainer here in America is paid her dues, looks like when Rihanna's overseas, she seeks training elsewhere---and forgets to pay...

The Power Of Social Media: Betty White To Host 'Saturday Night Live'!

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:00:00 -0500

The greatest babe in all of the land, Betty White, will be hosting an episode on the upcoming season of Saturday Night Live. Facebook fans can now celebrate as the Facebook page "Betty White to Host SNL (please?)!" has almost half a million of supporters and was the key in making it all happen...

Madonna Likes 'Em Young

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:00:00 -0500

Are things kaput between Madonna and Jesus Luz? Looks like it as Madonna had a new boy toy under her arm this past weekend for all of the Oscar parties in Los Angeles. We all have our guilty pleasures, fortunately The City is not one of mine, but for all of you pseudo-fans out there, she's been hanging around one of the stars, Adam Senn...

George Clooney's Flasks It Up On The Red Carpet, Stands For Sandra Bullock But Not Mo'Nique

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:00:00 -0500

If you were watching the Oscars on Sunday, you may have noticed George Clooney looking like a sourpuss every time the camera zoomed in on his face. And why did he stand for Sandra Bullock when she won, but not for Mo'Nique? What you may not have known is that Mr. Clooney was probably drunk. Before entering the awards, Clooney was seen enjoying his flask on the red carpet...

Jamie Foxx Has His Eyes Set On Olivia Munn

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:00:00 -0500

This Olivia Munn chick is all over the place and Jamie Foxx was apparently all over this weekend at some Hollywood Gala. Sources claim the two were chatting all night and Jamie even copped her number before they left the party together...